Chief Sonic Officer

A little future gazing...

It's the 28th June 2020 and in response to the massive surge in music-based marketing and sonic branding initiatives around their global businesses P&G have just appointed their first Chief Sonics Officer. In a press release today, Ashton Kutcher, the FMCG giant's Chief Marketing Officer stated:

"We have been using music as a branding and marketing platform since the dawn of the broadcast age and though for decades our initiatives were handled within the broader marketing mix, it has become clear over the past decade that music and sound are too powerful to be left to chance within advertising or other marcomms activities."

Incoming CSO Damon Albarn, who was known as a multi-million selling popular music writer and performer of Blur and Gorillas, takes up his role based in P&G's Global HQ in Shanghai in September. "10 years ago I would never have dreamed of a job like this but the music industry has changed beyond recognition. When the global market in recorded music died, writers and performers were left with two options; go on the road as a live performer or seek patronage from brands to earn the right to keep creating music.

Musicians have always been funded this way; 500 years ago it was the Church that paid, then it was Royalty, then there was the brief period in the 20th Century when mass, popular music took hold and finally it has come down to the Church of FMCGs to provide the financial backing musicians need.

This appointment follows the recent appointment of Justin Bieber as CSO of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Bieber said "there used to be a joke: Q. what's the difference between a musician and KFC bargain bucket? A. a KFC bargain bucket can feed a family of four! How oddly circular that joke now seems."

DJ